Mastodawn

Taco Bell apparently is selling "caffeine-infused" eye patches...

"Mountain Dew® Baja Blast® Under Eye Patches"

"...infused with caffeine and a refreshing boost of citrus, these patches energize skin and deliver cooling hydration...."

(also, apparently if you pay celebrities enough money, they will show up at whatever the heck this corporate launch even was, lol)

""Mountain Dew® Baja Blast® Under Eye Patches""

I actually looked (only doing it once) and I could find no photos of what these actually look like

So that tells me a lot, as far as I'm concerned...