Dear computer companies,

This -> ✨

Is now the Mark Of Cain. I will never ever click any button that features it.

Regards,

Approximately everyone

@jpm

*scoffs*
Don't be ridonkulous.
*opens up bible*

Genesis 4
9 Then the Lord said to AI, “Where is your brother AI?”
“I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s Virtual Assistant?”

😳 ... um ... well, i never ...