Why bother resisting? (variations in description)

https://jlai.lu/post/34829972

Man, this is the worst choose your own adventure book I’ve ever read, all the options suck.
Thanks fam, I appreciate the smiling faces on the crushing victims pedestrians, it’s a nice touch.
/c/bonehurtingjuice

These are soo good🤣.

Here, some of rhet.s I’ve seen on thready.

In my neck of the woods “thank god for this people crusher, I love it when my government crushes people and I will continue to vote for whichever candidate promises to crush the most people” is a depressingly common sentiment 😞
Thank you people-crusher-king! I love everything you do! I dont know why youre people-crushing me though?
Is there some orange dude in the UK threatening to crush people? Or is this scene supposed to be set in Australia? (or any other place where they drive on the left, unlike the United States).

Implying ice follows traffic laws