tend2wobbleMar 20

A Top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric threats and said he once teleported to Waffle House | CNN Politics

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/20/politics/fema-official-gregg-phillips-violent-rhetoric-teleported-kfile

A top FEMA official has history of violent rhetoric and said he once teleported to Waffle House

As millions of Americans braced for a series of brutal storms this winter, the senior official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response had been on the job only a few weeks — and had previously claimed on podcasts that he once teleported to a Waffle House.

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Show threadtruceburner 
@tend2wobble
If I'm reading this "teleportation" story correctly, he left home blackout drunk and crashed in a ditch, then found his way to a Waffle House. What a moron.
Mar 20 at 3:27pmWeb
Show threadRay Gulick, he/him/wtf 🇺🇦 ❌👑Mar 20

@bruceturner @tend2wobble

Who hasn't teleported to Waffle House?

Show threadtend2wobbleMar 20
@bruceturner @rgulick ….in the day..🤣
Show threadWesDymMar 20

@bruceturner I mean, he's gotta keep his public story consistent with what he told the cops.

But yeah, I suspect the same in both cases, along with any further 'teleportation' experiences he has.

He's clearly stupid as fuck. I've been that drunk, and I know it can feel like that. He's either lying his ass off, or too stupid to understand what happened.