Every internet comedian on Earth is currently looking through old notes to find that Chuck Norris death joke they wrote back in 2006.

@lowqualityfacts And this is how I found out.

And then I had to find corroboration, because, well, you know, all the other stuff you say.

@lowqualityfacts I've been meaning to introduce my nephew to Bruce Lee movies, thinking Way of the Dragon would be a good one to start with. I guess now would be a good time.