πŸ‘ Poison πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ data ☠️

@alice

*keeps Data in a safe place far away from Alice*

#FullyFunctionalAndProgrammedInMultipleTechniques #FullyFunctional

@miguelpergamon @alice No need for poison, just....Data is too valuable, so we're going to substitute the discount version, Ensign Anecdote.

@madengineering @alice

Ensign Anecdote told me fae met Alice once ... at a lock in ...

@miguelpergamon @alice Yes, but he also recommended eating rocks because he found this one blog somewhere, so you'll have to forgive me for being a little skeptical of everything he says.

@madengineering @alice

We all get cravings!

@miguelpergamon @alice That's different, that guy's got superpowers.

@madengineering @alice

#MotivationalSpeech

We ALL have superpowers, darling, we just have to look within. πŸ’œ

*looks within ... urgh 🀒*

(Also, there were those two guys from Let This Be Your Last Battlefield or whatever that Half-Black episode was called.)