Chippys_mittensStraight up spiritual
rockerface🇺🇦Mystic Dicky, is that you?
Real Gs do both
I got a medium dick. Bitches be writing articles on it.
How do you like girls who make dick jokes about themselves? 👀
I prefer ladies who’ve won a dick measuring contest
PotatoesFall!cropbot
we are allthank you, no one cares about who did what with tea unless it was coming out of ghost dick.
hakaseThank you. I don’t need the modern equivalent of laugh tracks to tell me whether or not to laugh at a social media post.
zeejooA medium is a specific type of psychic who acts as an intermediary, communicating with spirits, deceased loved ones, or non-physical entities. In this case it’s called Dick.
Medium is also the name for grifters who lie about being able to talk to or see ghosts.
A midget psychic has escaped prison.
He’s a small medium at large
Goes in the same category as the ones with the ‘I’m crying with laughter’ emoji.
It reminds me of one of my cognitively heavily throttled ex colleagues who, when she told you a rather old joke that was even mid when it was new, she would grab you by the shoulders, shake them and keep laughing forcibly to get you to laugh, because why are you not laughing, this is funny, you should laugh.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mourning wood.
SigntistI keep people guessing. Need something big and heavy? Try my dick! Need something short and thin? Try my dick! They both make my wife roll her eyes, so I might as well use them.
They both make my wife roll her eyes
Like my dick!
cageythreeYea exactly. Both variants are funny in their own way. And I don’t think anybody thinks that someone who’s doing a big/small dick joke is seriously referring to their actual size.
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