@pikesley it's a fucking banger after fucking banger:

I assume we all believe that billionaires have experience. After all, they are mammals, and there is no more doubt that they have experience than that mice or pigeons or whales have experience. I have chosen billionaires instead of wasps or flounders because if one travels too far down the phylogenetic tree, people gradually shed their faith that there is experience there at all.

Billionaires, although more closely related to us than those other species, nevertheless present a range of activity and a sensory apparatus so different from ours that the problem I want to pose is exceptionally vivid (though it certainly could be raised with other species).

Even without the benefit of philosophical reflection, anyone who has spent some time in an enclosed space with an excited billionaire knows what it is to encounter a fundamentally alien form of life.