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A duck walks into a drugstore and says, "I'd like some lip gloss"

https://lemmy.world/post/44495613

A duck walks into a drugstore and says, "I'd like some lip gloss" - Lemmy.World

The clerk says, “certainly sir, will this be cash or card?” The duck says, “put it on my bill”

Mar 20 at 4:36amWeb
Show threadttyybbMar 20
And then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle
Show threadTomtitsMar 20

A duck goes into a chemist and asks for some condoms

The clerk replies “Certainly, shall I put it in your bill?”

“Do I look like some sort of pervert?!”

Show thread64bitheroMar 20
Pharmacist asked if the duck had a prescription but the duck said he refused to go see some quack !