aeva5d ago
when the linux age attestation cops come for me i'm going to tell them i was born on January 1st, 1970 at exactly 00:00:00 UTC even though though I've been old enough to legally see a breast in 48 states for 20 years now
Show threadCozy Rain Vibes
@aeva I always scroll up to self-report my birth date as Jan 1st, 1900 when possible. I have the vain hope that one day someone can point to the abundance of 125 year-olds to support the silliness of click-through age checks (not that I support real ones ofc)
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Show threadLunar 🛸 ♾5d ago
@cozyrainvibes @aeva I always worry that if I do that, the platform will be like "that's impossible, you're too old!" Genuinely had that happen once, although I don't remember where now
Show threadaeva5d ago
@lunarloony @cozyrainvibes imagine getting banned from linux because you lied about your age
Show threadRonflaix5d ago
@aeva @lunarloony @cozyrainvibes It'll be Club Penguin all over again, won't it?
Show threadSimon Richter5d ago
@aeva @lunarloony @cozyrainvibes I will only attest to the greyness of my beard.