As you progress in your music career you will find yourself becoming Kelloggs. You might keep coming up with new breakfast ideas, but all they want is corn flakes. (File under why I don’t make albums or tour any more). #music #cereal
@lardmotel You know why Kellogg started the cereal business? To produce food to dampen the sex drives of kids and thus stop them from masturbating. He had a clinic in Michigan to treat wayward wankers. Graham crackers were another self-abuse prevention product.
@dadakopf
I did know that, but it just adds to the pathos of people only wanting the taste of the oldest thing they can imagine.