Just remembering that time right after I started living with my girlfriend in Austria, and she came home at the exact second I rinsed my pizza

And she just drops everything she's holding and goes

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

ARE YOU WASHING PIZZA?

IS THIS SOME OTHER STUPID AMERICAN THING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?

WE DON'T DO THAT HERE, WHY ARE YOU WASHING PIZZA???

@lety There a modern version of this where you can put a plate of water in the microwave with pizza to refresh it. Works marginally well with bread.
@wandrecanada
I never would have guessed a pizza could refresh a plate of water but I'll keep this tip in mind next time I have a stale plate of water.
@lety