Mastodawn

"If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them"

John Waters

@amiserabilist Is that proportional to the number of books they have?

i think it is binary.

@amiserabilist It is kind of relevant what kind of books they have, too.

@Amorpheus @amiserabilist The Dummy's Guide to Passionate Love Making

@amiserabilist How many books we talking here? I only have a few physical still.

Does hosting a backup of the Gutenberg library locally help?

@amiserabilist Perfect number that's exactly how many needed to tango.

@amiserabilist What if they're all self-help books?

risk it.

John Waters is correct.