Barista: Can I get a name for the order?

Me: *looks around* *leans in* *whispers* ...Banksy.

@the_etrain "I'm Banksy and so is my wife"

@the_etrain Then when you get your cup you see written in black sharpie:

Banquexsie

@the_etrain And you really didn't notice the Reutters "journalist"?