"Even if he were to enact your fondest policy wish, he would do it in a way that maximizes harm and creates a dangerous precedent. His gift is that he is capable of poisoning everything." https://degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/monkeypaw-wishes
Monkeypaw wishes
People with illicit wishes think Trump will deliver what they want.
@lilithsaintcrow There was this *great* kids' cartoon show in the 90s called I Am Weasel, about a super-genius superhero mustelid, and his idiot frenemy I. R. Baboon, an arrogant and stupid baboon. My headcanon for Trump is that he's basically the POTUS version of I. R. Baboon …
@cstross@lilithsaintcrow Oh gods, that series was so good. Basically that channel (Cartoon Network) was so good, what with that and Cow and Chicken and Samurai Jack and The Big O and ...
@bellinghman@cstross made better by the fact that IM Weasel was voiced by Michael Dorn, resulting in lines that are funny on their own being hilarious when one imagines them being delivered by Worf.
@cstross@bellinghman Worf was the Tactical / Security officer on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Klingon. Very serious, much gravitas, honor, duty etc.