BeepMar 19

Inside the fiery, deadly crashes involving the Tesla Cybertruck: Cybertrucks have locked passengers inside and burned so hot they’ve disintegrated drivers’ bones.

https://lemmus.org/post/20962023

Show threadbreezeblock
Free cremation — it’s a service!
Mar 19 at 9:51pmWeb
Show threadBrianTheeBiscuiteerMar 19
You could almost say it’s like being put into an oven.
Show threadBluescluestoothpasteMar 19
I mean you can just say that if you really want
Show threadskvlpMar 19
It will be monetised soon enough
Show threadmeathorseMar 19

Popup on the screen:

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Show threadromanticremedyMar 20
Feature, not a bug.
Show threadHaaveilijaMar 20
CaaS