"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"

My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.

@Lana It's extra funny when people pull this sort of argument with kink, cus it basically translates to "how do I explain the concept of make-believe to a child?" Something tells me they understand the basics of that one already.
@Owlor hOw dO I eXplaNe maKe bEliEve tO a cHiLdReN??