I feel weird emailing people named Dick and saying Hi, Dick.

It makes me feel like a real ding-dong.

@lexfri You were once, like, a professional who did stuff like work in an office, right?

@lexfri True story: My college roommate dated a woman with the last name of Bigg. Her father’s first name was Richard. And yes, he did use the nickname instead.

It was weird getting introduced to him.

@lexfri my Uncles name is Dick Stoner. He was also my realtor. That was fun.