RE: https://tacobelllabs.net/@selectric/116256862013719485

burt also got into the server/coat closet and knocked an ethernet cable loose, causing a short ceph outage

@selectric I say promote him to head chaos engineer, extra treats!
@selectric Promoting Burt to SDE-T
@selectric burt is diligently performing smart hands work, actually.
@selectric oh that's why it's called CAT-5