Define #crocodileTears

An aggressor's sadness, fake or cluelessly entitled, because their aggression backfired

Example:

#Afroman's "Lemon Pound Cake" mocked a #police raid on his home (resulting in no charges)

They sued

Because "waah, my feelings"

One of the officers "cried" on the stand

Afroman won

And congratulations Afroman for reigniting your career

"I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my #freedomOfSpeech, turn my bad times into a good time"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/19/entertainment/afroman-lawsuit-lemon-pound-cake-cec

@benroyce You know, all the cops had to do was say “oops we made a mistake, we’ll try to be better next time.” Instead, ALL those citizens’ funds were spent and wasted… for no reason. None. So I’m pressing play again. And again.