Define #crocodileTears

An aggressor's sadness, fake or cluelessly entitled, because their aggression backfired

Example:

#Afroman's "Lemon Pound Cake" mocked a #police raid on his home (resulting in no charges)

They sued

Because "waah, my feelings"

One of the officers "cried" on the stand

Afroman won

And congratulations Afroman for reigniting your career

"I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my #freedomOfSpeech, turn my bad times into a good time"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/19/entertainment/afroman-lawsuit-lemon-pound-cake-cec

@benroyce Phillips broke down his door, broke his door, armed with AR15s looking for imaginary kidnap victims and drugs. Phillips deliberately disabled Afroman's house surveillance system as they rooted around his stuff and confiscated "evidence" without a crime, including $400 cash they denied they took. After he publicly accused them of stealing the $400, they said it was "miscounted" and returned it to him.
Phillips and the other cops should be publicly apologizing to Afroman, and personally paying for and installing a new door, and cleaning up the stuff they messed up. But they didn't. They just feel sorry for themselves that they were ridiculed for being arrogant, stupid, thieving bad cops. Next time, don't be shitty and stupid when you do wrong. Why aren't they publicly identifying and prosecuting whoever told them Aftoman was a kidnapper?
Phillips, a public servant with a gun, never shed a tear for Afroman who was falsely accused and slandered as a kidnapper and had armed cops (her) aim AR15s at him on a lie.

"oops I miscounted $400 as $0" said no sane person ever

@pattykimura @benroyce