"Even if he were to enact your fondest policy wish, he would do it in a way that maximizes harm and creates a dangerous precedent. His gift is that he is capable of poisoning everything." https://degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/monkeypaw-wishes
Monkeypaw wishes

People with illicit wishes think Trump will deliver what they want.

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@lilithsaintcrow There was this *great* kids' cartoon show in the 90s called I Am Weasel, about a super-genius superhero mustelid, and his idiot frenemy I. R. Baboon, an arrogant and stupid baboon. My headcanon for Trump is that he's basically the POTUS version of I. R. Baboon …
@cstross @lilithsaintcrow Oh gods, that series was so good. Basically that channel (Cartoon Network) was so good, what with that and Cow and Chicken and Samurai Jack and The Big O and ...
@cstross @lilithsaintcrow @bellinghman Wasn’t Dexter’s Laboratory on there as well? “Dee Dee! Getoutofmylaboratory!”
@happydisciple @cstross @lilithsaintcrow Yes, yes it was. Not to mention the Powerpuff Girls
@mauvedeity @happydisciple @cstross @lilithsaintcrow They'd already been mentioned so I felt it redundant. But yes, so much good stuff that we pretty much watched just that channel for a while
@bellinghman @happydisciple @cstross @lilithsaintcrow oh, I didn’t see that! But yes, I pretty much paid for cable when my sprog was small so we could share all those cartoons.