ᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESMar 19

Define #crocodileTears

An aggressor's sadness, fake or cluelessly entitled, because their aggression backfired

Example:

#Afroman's "Lemon Pound Cake" mocked a #police raid on his home (resulting in no charges)

They sued

Because "waah, my feelings"

One of the officers "cried" on the stand

Afroman won

And congratulations Afroman for reigniting your career

"I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my #freedomOfSpeech, turn my bad times into a good time"

https://www.cnn.com/2026/03/19/entertainment/afroman-lawsuit-lemon-pound-cake-cec

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@benroyce Kyle Rittenhouse did better courtroom crying. If you're going to sway a jury, you have to really *sell* it. Really blubber. Let that snot stream down out of your nose. As Bill Murray taught it, you gotta think to yourself "My *dog* is *dead*!", because Afroman's videos are just *too funny*.

And now you're the deputy who cried because of a diss track. Oops. Sorry, Deputy Feefees.

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