Mastodawn

What are the best human-being first names in your opinion?

(Try to be objective and not just out your own first name at the top! You wouldn’t want to tell your name to strangers on the internet, would you?)

My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can’t tell anyone because I’m actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)

damn now I wanna know.

Okay, Uma!

I’m actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)

Unless my math is wrong, 3 people with the same name doesn’t make you the only one. Make it make sense!

Yes but they don’t really count

It is true except that it isn’t!

The other 2 aren’t human-beings.

Rover!

Mr Fluffles?

Is it… Highlander?

Plz update when it’s down to two.