Are we serious, dude? Why are they suggesting i do it in this order?

“Start in northumbria, go all the way to bristpl and then teleport to the other side of wales”

I wouldn’t blame them for doing it but I wasn’t aware of a trench being dug across the border with Scotland.

We would, but unfortunately in the lowlands we’ve too many people that haven’t got any shovels. They’re douglas!

^en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_Douglas^