I Revised The Transportation Death Diagram Based on Feedback

https://slrpnk.net/post/35487558

If you’ve never wanted to die on a bike, you’re not pedaling hard enough! Or it’s not 95 F/35 C outside, one or the other.

Ok I forgot to charge my ebike and had to fucking raw dog up a hill and started to realize what a slob I am.

I did want to die.

This is my nightmare
I ended up saying fuck it and walked my ebike the rest of the way up the hill. I almost died of embarrassment.