Aaaand welcome to the bingo of excuses !

  • The countries were on sanctions, they deserved it
  • It were only preventive wars, so USA won’t be attacked first
  • we’re going to earn billions
  • they were staring at us like Trump stares at children
  • America ! Fuck yeah !!
Preventative war is a really good spin though, the doctor who made that up deserves a medal. Too bad he’s on team villain.

Yeah, claiming something that the defender has no chance prove wrong is genius.

I’d call that the “Jimbo defense”