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Trump says US will 'massively blow up' major Iranian gas field if it attacks Qatar again

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Trump says US will 'massively blow up' major Iranian gas field if it attacks Qatar again - Pawb.Social

blowing up the largest oil field in the world would be absolutely mental and therefore this is just a bluff, right? there’s no way he would actually bomb South Pars off the map because it would immediately cause permanently geopolitical shifts + Iran bombing Israel and then… lol

theunknownmuncher 3d ago

Gas prices go brrrr

He seems to have found the one fucking thing that Americans actually care about and can’t stop fucking with it.

datendefekt 3d ago

This is a good time to go all in on renewables.

It is, but it’s also a time the oil companies have never been more powerful.

MinnesotaGoddam 2d ago

DOUBLE DOWN four times the renewables crude oil for sex things only

aesthelete 3d ago

“Massively blow up” is the kind of expression that indicates that a person is a complete fucking drooling moron. It’s the type of expression that should be utterly disqualifying for any serious role in any serious situation and yet here we are.

We’re a nation full up of fucking suckers, and unfortunately even the vast minority of people that aren’t absolute dupees have to live with it.

We suck. We’re like a drunk school bus driver trying to say that we’re sober enough to drive the kids to school when in reality we’ve got a .20 BAC at 6:30am.

Brave Little Hitachi Wand 3d ago

I remember when publicly misspelling potato or doing an enthusiastic scream was viewed as disqualifying for the dignity of public office. Nowadays you can make endless typos, speak like a mentally handicapped gangster, betray everyone you’ve ever made a promise to, shit your whole ass on TV, fuck kids, say you want to fuck your own kids, talk about getting away with murder (figurative and otherwise), and memorably disgrace the entire nation more often than most people take exercise.

massively blow up

His command of the English language is as singular as his intellect.

scaredoftrumpwinning 3d ago

What’s the new line on Mesopotamia on the daily show nothing bad will happen it can only good happen I like that one.

Is there a web site that tracks the most grammatical incorrect word salad snippets? If there isn’t one someone should make one.

somethingsnappy 3d ago

How would you keep up with it?

scaredoftrumpwinning 2d ago

With everyone’s favorite tool AI. The only problem is the agent would probably crash with some of the grammatical faux pas.

ryannathans 3d ago

Complete bluff, they’ll massively blow up the oil field right after they massively blow me

bluefootedbooby 3d ago

I don’t know how anyone is still listening to this guy, let alone take it seriously. He just says things, just to say something, all the time.

Diplomjodler 3d ago

Uh, no. He just started a major war. Obviously, the US armed forces listen to him, even when he’s just as obviously completely out of his mind.

2piradians 3d ago

Indeed he does. The concepts of responsibility, wisdom, respect, humility…he is incapable of grasping any of those and many more.

Our enemies hate us even more. Our allies may remain allied on paper, but we already see them turning away in practice. Obviously they’re right to do so.

Trump is squandering whatever good will and consideration the US has built with the world since its founding…and he’s oblivious to any of that.

MinnesotaGoddam 2d ago

I see myself in that remark and I don’t like it

TwodogsFighting 1d ago

Probably because he’s a nuclear tipped fuckwit.

Destroying oil and gas infrastructure and blocking supply is Iran’s only real card to play at this point. If the administration takes out Iran’s infrastructure it will skyrocket prices for everyone as well.

As if a promise to not attack their gas fields is worth anything. Israel respects nothing, least of all this cuck president’s promises, if they can even hear him with the ghost of epstein’s dick in his mouth.

RampantParanoia2365 3d ago

How in the holy fuck does an oil field attack anything?

somethingsnappy 2d ago

LLMs aren’t to that level.