"Even if he were to enact your fondest policy wish, he would do it in a way that maximizes harm and creates a dangerous precedent. His gift is that he is capable of poisoning everything." https://degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/monkeypaw-wishes
Monkeypaw wishes
People with illicit wishes think Trump will deliver what they want.
@lilithsaintcrow There was this *great* kids' cartoon show in the 90s called I Am Weasel, about a super-genius superhero mustelid, and his idiot frenemy I. R. Baboon, an arrogant and stupid baboon. My headcanon for Trump is that he's basically the POTUS version of I. R. Baboon …
@cstross I never saw it, but that sounds *painfully* accurate. I’m just so goddamn embarrassed by the whole farce. It’s like all the worst parts of Reagan and the Bushes rolled into one and doused with reality-TV sewage.