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Why don't they just take the alt route?

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Mar 19 at 2:22amWeb
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 19
It’s dry.
Show threadTheTechnician27Mar 19
Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.
Show threadnegativenullMar 19
The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz
Show threadπ•Ύπ–•π–Žπ–ˆπ–ž π•Ώπ–šπ–“π–†Mar 19
Ironic, ain’t it?
Show threadViking_HippieMar 19
Don’t you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.
Show threaddumbassMar 19
Its straight to be gay.
Show threadViking_HippieMar 19
It’s also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🀷🏻
Huey Lewis & The News - Hip To Be Square

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Show threadlime!Mar 19
you know what else is hip?
FUCK BEES (Remastered)

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Show threadladMar 19
A leg is?
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 19
what the FOCK bees
Show threadAffine ConnectionMar 19
*It’s
Show threadstupidcaseyMar 19
Just like their leader.
Show threadZachariahMar 19
Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz
Show threaddan69Mar 19
No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz
Show threadTrackinDaKrakenMar 19
Oh! I know this one! They’re stupid?
Show threadLost_My_MindMar 19
Correct!
Show threadbetterdeadthanredditMar 19
They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
Show threadLost_My_MindMar 19
Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole…in the straight of Hormuz
Show threadidiomaddictMar 19
Straight men have prostates too
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 19
some straight men have prostates. prostate cancer is a juicy killer. remember to finger your bootyhole often to check for one of many bootyhole diseases.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 19
Their boats are too wet to go that way
Show threadTollana1234567Mar 19
crooked of hormuz.
Show threadIheartcheeseMar 19
It’s woke.
Show threadTjaMar 19
And haram!
Show threadryannathansMar 19
Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke
Show threadNoodle07Mar 19
Took a few bombs but it worked
Show threadLORDSMEGMAMar 19
Operation Plowshare let’s goooooo
Show threadPhotonicMar 19
I think he just did
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 19
where? i just see water
Show threadTwilitSkyMar 19
Who? Those are Halal Food, right?
Show threadBerengaria_of_NavarreMar 19
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stad_Ship_Tunnel
Stad Ship Tunnel - Wikipedia

Show threadquantumcropMar 19
And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
Show threadVolumetricShitCompressorMar 19
Or the Hormuzzy
Show threadπ•Ύπ–•π–Žπ–ˆπ–ž π•Ώπ–šπ–“π–†Mar 19
HormUwUz
Show threaddiabetic_porcupineMar 19
Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 19
Show threadmaidMar 19
because it’s gay
Show threadVespairMar 20
The new island looks like a pizza slice or dorito.
Show threadBreadOvenMar 20
It’s more fun the other way.