ComradePenguin

Our Database

https://lemmy.ml/post/44695952

Mar 19 at 2:02amWeb
Show threadpanda_abyssMar 19
We have OurSQL at home, it’s called MonoDB
Show threadJetpackJacksonMar 19
“Mongodb is web scale”
Show threadmeekahMar 19
That’s noSQL
Show threadHelloRootMar 19
You forgot to name your daughter “our” so you can’t call your db that.
Show threadNatanoxMar 19
When vibecoders let the slopmachine set up a "My"SQL database and don’t check where it stores the API key.
Show threadflambonksciousMar 19
Fuck yeah
Show threadSoot [any]Mar 19

MariaDB is already cooler, obviously.

Very weird though that both it and MySQL are owned by private equity.

Show threadRustyMar 19
OurSQL exists, it’s called MariaDB. It was forked from MySQL when Oracle bought it and started to fuck with it.