"Even if he were to enact your fondest policy wish, he would do it in a way that maximizes harm and creates a dangerous precedent. His gift is that he is capable of poisoning everything." https://degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/monkeypaw-wishes
Monkeypaw wishes

People with illicit wishes think Trump will deliver what they want.

Degenerate Art
@lilithsaintcrow There was this *great* kids' cartoon show in the 90s called I Am Weasel, about a super-genius superhero mustelid, and his idiot frenemy I. R. Baboon, an arrogant and stupid baboon. My headcanon for Trump is that he's basically the POTUS version of I. R. Baboon …
@cstross @lilithsaintcrow Oh gods, that series was so good. Basically that channel (Cartoon Network) was so good, what with that and Cow and Chicken and Samurai Jack and The Big O and ...
@bellinghman @cstross @lilithsaintcrow ... and Johnny Bravo
good times