🧠: Is poison ivy worse than poison oak?
🧠: Ooh! Oh! Is stinging nettles worse than both?
🧠: All three! Roughly scraped against your genitalia till your skin is red and raw.
🧠: And no matter how bad it burns and itches you're not allowed to touch.

Roommate: are you okay? You've been quiet for a while.

Me: huh? Oh yeah I'm fine, just thinking about something.