And then there were frames! 🖼️
Other paintings i'm thinking:
Bowl of fruit
Vase of flowers
Poppy fields with a blue sky
Soft clocks
Another hedgehog portrait
In honour of @PhineasX's Hogratio Quillson, another of their ancestors now adorns the wall of the second feeding station

Next up: soft clocks

And I couldn't do a dali inspired painting without having a giraffe on fire for good measure

Soft clocks. These will be ready for a spot of varnish and the frames done in the morning

If you're just joining me and have no idea what I'm doing:

I'm decorating a hedgehog feeding station (for wild hedgehogs, not pets), painting works of art on the walls of it and putting ornate gold frames around them.

Getting a cultural exchange going.

This'll be the central painting on the wall the camera will be facing
Next to the vase of flowers, a poppy field
Last of the miniature painting, a bowl of fruit.
I'm really not used to doing such tiny details, so this has been A Challenge
Wood ordered ready to start work on building the new exterior baffles. And a sheet of perspex as a roof over them since ply isn't likely to hold up nearly as long, even with layers of enamel paint (plus then i'll be able to spot if any hedgehogs start snoozing in there, as happened last year)

Plotting out the baffles, this is what'll be built onto either side of the feeding station leading up to the doors.

Cats cannot duck *and* take tight turns at the same time. The tighter the turn, the harder it is, they need to be able to pull themselves through. So here the roof is low enough a cat can't do that, narrow enough it can't manoeuvre , and it it would have to duck further on the main bend

The entrances would also be facing a wall so that's another 90 degree turn to get in it.

These are the kinds of baffles I've always wanted to put on them but, well, that's rather a lot of construction

It's all coming together at last!
Baffles now cut out, sanded, and the first layers of paint going on. The sign on the front is painted.
Should be ready to put the main part of the building together tomorrow!

In the event anyone is thoroughly invested in all of this and has a spare fiver they'd like to put towards the renovations, I have a tip jar on my website  http://wagtails.art

(It's safe for work, don't worry! )

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I'll be making and selling some tiny paintings like in the hog house at some point too I think (3-4cm in size), once it's all done
The baffles are almost painted. Tomorrow i put the art on the walls then it's time to assemble and pour the floor!

Marine hinges and hasps for the roof flaps, I've seen the state store bought hedgehog boxes get into and we're bypassing that thank you very much!

If this damn thing is going to last 15 years it won't be let down by a bloody hinge.
Silicone and fibreglass sheet to cover the flaps too, and hdpe blocks to keep it well off the ground

Eventually I plan to rebuild the Hog's Hedge (the other feeding station) from scratch. What I've turned this into is a fairly close approximation of how I'd go about it (just with a higher ceiling in the main chamber. For class, like. Love a high ceiling)

Honestly at this point I'm looking forward to getting my studio back. It's had a giant dust sheet and cardboard laid out on it got 2 weeks covered in wood at various stages of painting.

I like to start a project, do the project to completion, and then rest. A project like redecorating these would ordinarily be 2 days. I do not have the patience for all this waiting for things to dry stuff (and with 6+ layers to put on its a lot of waiting)

The floor decorations starting to go on now
I got the epoxy layer on the floor of the nesting box this morning so that's as good as finished now.
The last of the tiny paintings get done in the baffles tomorrow, I just need the coats on them atm to thoroughly dry.
I need a few more dry flowers for the floor then I can assemble it all and get it poured. Nearly there! Couple of days left at most

The last few paintings done, each about 3cm

A portrait of Egg, a vase of flowers, a horse because paintings of horses are always fancy and high class, and the hedgehogs' very own original kandinsky

The baffles are finished!

A little over 2 weeks later and the Igel's Nest (hedgehog nesting box) is finished!

Undercoated in mold resistant stain blocking paint, made fully waterproof by 2-3 layers of enamel based paint, topped off with an acrylic based paint for colour and then covered with a few layers of polyvine varnish. This thing should now outlive me!

With a solid resin floor it also makes it easy to keep clean and won't be attractive to woodlice.

Just a tiny bit overkill but at least i won't have to worry about a hedgehog moving in and deciding it's also his toilet anymore.

Cleaning that when it's porous wood, not a fun experience.

The Urch Inn (main hedgehog feeding station) so far, before the baffles are added, resin floor poured, and roof put on.

With the baffles now moved from inside to outside, there's now considerably more space than there used to be

Some of the tiny hand painted works of art inside the main building of the feeding station.
Well I'm baffled.
And flaps!
Forgot to add the new paintings, now they've got frames on
The flowers laid on the floor and stuck down. They're dry but waiting until morning to lay the resin just to be absolutely certain

A small detail but important one: screws.
Even if you buy expensive ones that say they won't rust, they still might rust. In any outdoor project it's always a sticking point.

I'm mainly using timber wolf which is fine, but the small ones are an unknown and will be exposed to the rain, and in a place that'll pool. My go to for such things? Nail lacquer.

Very hard wearing, sticks like shit, and absolutely won't come off unless you want it to.

How it'll look on the camera
The floor is set! The slug tape is applied! We are good to go!

I'm leaving it indoors a few more days to be certain the epoxy is alright and then it'll be put out and the roof put on it. I'll get some all pics when it's in place and set up

A platform was set up out in the woods today for the Igel's Nest to rest on, so that's now all set up and good to go.

I will caution that you shouldn't expect to see any hedgehog videos any time soon. Even if the rat problem can be controlled quickly, it's still likely to involve a lot of waiting for them to find the place
How it's looking atm

Normally whenever I do anything with the hedgehog houses I get a 'THAT WON'T STOP A CAT!' guy turn up to be wrong at me

This time I actually designed the entrances myself, based around my understanding of cat anatomy which I only learned to stop them getting in the damn hedgehog houses. I am perfectly placed to 'well, actually...' and not a single such guy has emerged.

I am both thrilled we have moved past it but gutted for my unaired prepared argument

To just go ahead and explain it anyway:

Cats have certain options when it comes to getting through small spaces.
For the most part they can duck through a small entrance, but need space the other side of the entrance to pull themselves through. A very low tunnel is impossible for many cats for this reason, they can't get purchase to pull their body as there's no height available for it.

Bends present a similar challenge because they physically cannot duck AND bend around a sharp corner at the same time. ducking is an entirely forward motion

The original baffles were two 90 degree turns, but where they went wrong is they were too wide (around 15cm) and with a high ceiling behind the entrance (about 20cm), giving cats a chance to pull their body into the space of the baffle, like an entrance hall

The ones in the pictures above, the ceiling is the same height as the entrance all the way through (11-12cm) and requires a 180 degree turn with that low ceiling. It is essentially a winding tunnel, making it about as cat proof as it gets whiles till allowing wildlife.

You could use a wide boar u-bend pipe and have the same effect

While I was doing all the original trial and error with cat proofing and learning all of this a few years ago I figured out there's an extremely simple baffle you can use that's extremely effective, owing to a cat's inability to turn in a duck. Far simpler than a u-bend.

A stick.

Before building any baffles, I just put a stick just inside the door of the hedgehog feeders. Just sticking up out of the ground.

A cat needs to be able to pull itself through the gap, so must get part of its body through to get a foothold, so it needs a clear space beyond the entrance.
A stick a few cm in stopped it being able to do that, but also meant in order to get in it would have to duck and turn to avoid the stick.

I have no idea where they are, but I've got a bunch of videos from the feeding station before it was all done up, of cats desperately trying to evade a twig in the ground and failing miserably, while hedgehogs strolled in like nbd
As an aside, for anyone trying to figure out what the colour scheme is reminding them of but can't quite place it: Friends.

WE'RE FINISHED!

The Urch Inn is now fully renovated, placed, plugged in and ready to start serving the local hedgehog population!

With god knows how many layers of paint and varnish, and resin floors throughout, this will now hopefully last long into the future.
One thing has occurred to me, and is a devastating oversight I am now fixing as a matter of importance as a data controller: CCTV signage.
And we are now in compliance 👌
@babe Perfect work of a lawyer.
@babe good job. Nobody wants a hogman rights violation.
@babe That you thought to do this, and did it makes my day.
@babe absolutely. Must make sure all regulations are adhered to there.
@babe but have you registered as a data controller?
@babe and watch your fields of view too.
@babe Looking amazing :) !! can't wait to see them inside ^^
@babe when hedgehogs achieve sentience in the next millenia they will be mightily confused about this artefact
@babe What a pun! :D

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Hedgehogs won't eat this stuff right? It's all food safe?

I'm used to rabbits, so my information is biased.

@Phosphenes Nope, they don't chew everything in sight like buns.
At the hours they'll be out it'll be stocked up with a tasty bowl of food anyway, they make a beeline for it
@babe I love the effort of painting a little artwork the camera never sees, it's just for the hedgehogs
@babe That is superb! Very nicely done indeed.
@babe I wish they were native in the US, I would love to see them roaming around!
@babe at first i wondered what you meant by plugged in. the way you've been approaching this, I half expected heating, and a cold water feed for drinking water. *smile* sounds great, I hope the hedgepigs come along, and that you get great footage on the camera. maybe put a sign outside for the cats, "oi moggies, I can see you. leave the hogs food alone."
@bigpawedbear The camera and light are mains powered. Previously I just took them out to charge but I wanted to minimise the amount of work I needed to do with it
@babe you have done amazing work. *smile* I do hope you get hedgehogs coming in and also, amusing film of cats unable to get in too. maiow!"
@bigpawedbear Alas there isn't likely to be any footage of the cats trying it.
The way the baffles are designed, they are unlikely to even be able to get to see the entrance to the main feeding chamber (I went major overkill on them, just to be sure)
@babe @afewbugs the purple and the painting frames give me Friends vibes!
@Anneke @afewbugs That was the inspiration for the colour scheme.
Kitschy and 90s
@babe @Anneke @afewbugs have you also made the frames yourself? They are so intricate 👌🏻
@bumblebeedc @Anneke @afewbugs Nope, the frames I bought a few years ago last time I decorated it
@babe I love it! Didn’t even notice the thread before. Wow such a labor of love. Lucky hedgehogs, finding such a loving place!
@babe very nice... not to mention the logo design!
@sim Thank you! I mostly winged it on that but it seems to have worked ok
@babe epic! I look forward to hearing reviews from your customers.

@babe

Verdict: Squeeful . Tiggy Winkles. Hausa call them Bushiya.

@babe kinda wish I was a hedgehog...
@babe I was literally just trying to place it, that's amazing
@babe Do you have a picture or something showing the stick obstacle? I can't visualize it.
@babe I was just about to ask you to explain it anyway, thank you for doing that
@babe lowering my voice, putting on a fake mustache, creasing my brows, taking an arrogant tone well ACTUALLY...

(let it rip! I wanna hear the argument!)
@aud @babe same: the late nights spent composing it should be rewarded