theHRguyMar 18

wow, news headlines are going crazy...

https://lemmy.world/post/44445880

Show threadHackworth
I feel like public urination is considerably less awful than the rest of those things. Why start with that? Is it like, to ease us into the headline? An amuse-bouche?
Mar 18 at 11:12pmWeb
Show threadSpaceNoodleMar 18
No, he’s an abuse-douche
Show threadGregorGizehMar 19
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Show threadCatoblepasMar 18
Because it would be weirder to end on it: sexual predator, cheater, nonprofit bankrupting, racist white Christian nationalist, and public urinator.
Show threadiltoroargentoMar 18

I think you could definitely end with it, but it softens the blow. I feel like that kind of style is usually reserved for comedy/roasting, though, where people may overexaggerate or just fabricate some horrible descriptors for someone and then end with an unflattering but true, descriptor.

You’re definitely right that it doesn’t fit here, because all of those things are true about Kegsbreath.

Show threadryannathansMar 18
Basically responsible for many deaths but HE ALSO PEED ON THE STREET
Show threadBaizeyMar 19
Look, I can excuse murder, but I draw the line at peeing on the street
Show threadBJWMar 18
It’s in ascending order, from least to worst of his offenses.
Show threadGreenKnight23Mar 19
the least offensive being Pete Hegseth, and the worst being an idiot that started WW3.
Show threadOrteilGenouMar 19
Urination amuse-bouche? You’re thinking of Comrade Cheeto
Show threadTollana1234567Mar 19
he tries to pretend to be a “Devout evangelical” but he has cheated on his wives, and is not monogamous.