cm00024d ago

Some things never change

https://suppo.fi/post/11167255

Show threadPhil_in_here

To be fair, you can be surrounded by what, like 8 people at one time? So even if they got 1 good stab in each, guy #24 is on the third rotation if they’re being polite about it.

Now imagine being the 60th guy and Caesar’s been dead for 8 minutes already and you’re expected to shuffle through the crowd to find a yet unstabbed region to sink your knife to complete the agreement.

Mar 18 at 10:46pmWeb
Show thread57154d ago
This would’ve been a great Mythbusters plot.
Show threadspankinspinach4d ago

I guess by guy 60, you get to be creative about your stabbing?

“Torso: done; arms, legs neck: also done. Hmm, maybe groin? Nah, too obvious. Feet? Too kinky. Right in the right buttock. That’s the one worth being remembered for”

Show threadfartographer4d ago
Gadaffi remembers…
Show threadbackalleycoyote3d ago

“Holy shit Rufus, did you just stab a dead man in the ass?!?”

“It was the only good spot left!”