You know, riding out World War Three on Mastodon isn't so bad. 🤷

At least we're not being bombarded with ads for radiation pills, emergency rations, and disaster kits being pushed by sketchy influencers. ☢️

And my feed is not filled with misinformation, bots, and AI slop. 🤖

Just imagine, as bad as things are, being walled in on Facebook or Twitter with a bunch of negs openly throwing hate and bigotry out while the world burns around them. 🔥

Meanwhile, we chillin' with John Mastodon...