"Even if he were to enact your fondest policy wish, he would do it in a way that maximizes harm and creates a dangerous precedent. His gift is that he is capable of poisoning everything." https://degenerateart.beehiiv.com/p/monkeypaw-wishes
Monkeypaw wishes

People with illicit wishes think Trump will deliver what they want.

Degenerate Art
@lilithsaintcrow There was this *great* kids' cartoon show in the 90s called I Am Weasel, about a super-genius superhero mustelid, and his idiot frenemy I. R. Baboon, an arrogant and stupid baboon. My headcanon for Trump is that he's basically the POTUS version of I. R. Baboon …

@cstross @lilithsaintcrow i am not alone!

"Cuba"

@cstross @lilithsaintcrow pinky and the brain also live in my headspace rent-free
@geospaz @cstross Now that one I saw. The baccarat episode lives rent/free inside my head, along with the episode where we get to see inside Pinky’s head as he free-associates after Brain asks him a question.