Some vulnerability name suggestions perfect for the current times:

- SlopBleed
- Slopsploit
- SlopShell
- ETERNALSLOP
- SLOPwn
- SlopShock
- Slopocalypse
- SlopFlood
- SLOPpySeconds
- SlopStrike
- SlopHell
- SlopLeak
- Sloppageddon
- BadSlop
- SlopHole
- DeathSlop
- Slop4Shell
- Slop of Death
- GhostSlop
- SlopNightmare
- DirtySlop
- SlopFool
- SlopStorm
- SlopScream
- SlopFault
- Slopperoasting
- LeakySlop
- Slop2Root
- Slop Sad
- SlopFAIL

These come free. You're welcome vuln researchers 🤗