#Km91#Do nothing. Win.
LifeInMultipleChoiceSo you think he referred to the dog as king, or the neighbor for responding with the picture?
edgemaster72I assume he meant the dog, the tone of his texts are not those of someone speaking to their king
Well said, my liege.
FoniI can see that.
Drunk
samus12345You need help?
dohpaz42I got a dog named Koozie and my neighbor Darell is obsessed with him. He sends me texts when he is drunk…
We did it Lemmy!
our king 👑
OwlHe just wants you to show him your koozie.
Except that it not a dog, it is a pug.
They are perfectly named. If I’d never seen one, and someone told there was a dog called a Pug, that’s pretty much exactly what I’d picture in my mind. Just a fat little sausage.
I vocally judge every english bulldog and pug owner and only recant if they were a rescue.
That photo has a really nice composition
The photographer composed the image meticulosuly to artistically foreshadow the deep emotions by using physical barriers as a frame within a frame, A marvellous inception of frames sharpening the focus into the subject portraying loneliness.
Thanks for reading the bullshit I just made up.
I love Artspeak, it’s the peak of bullshit. Remember those essay questions on tests? The people that were really good at them, grew up to write the description in art gallery brochures.
I remember stumbling into a Robert Ryman exhibit of his minimalist white paintings, with a friend who was an artist. We were amazed at the bullshit descriptions of his paintings, which were nothing but white squares (I will go to my grave convinced he was a fraud) The writer was particularly excited that they were painted on aluminum instead of canvas - MIND-BLOWING! They were still just white squares. That’s not art, no matter how many syllables you throw at it.
As my friend said: An artist primes his canvas white, and says, “Okay, I’m ready to start painting.” This guy primes his canvas, stands back to look at it, and says “Welp, I’m done!” and cracks a beer.
Glory to his house
Here’s mine
GratefullyGodlessmy king
Possibly linuxHow is this a meme
What?
Send koozie picture immediately.
Poor dog looks extremely overweight. How anyone could see a picture like that and think it’s cute and not alarming is beyond me.
finallymadeanaccountThere will be fighting in the afterlife about who gets to reincarnate as Koozie.