New project idea: a dating app that uses something like @alice 's deliciously quirky #captchalice questions as its main matching mechanic.

You get a question and a couple of replies, then you mark your favorite(s?). Only when you like enough of each other's replies, you see the profile and can chat directly. That would prevent matching by looks alone.

Might need some solid filters so you don't end up with profiles that don't match your preferred gender/relationship model/location/whatever.

@dfyx @alice

i too would like a dating site that matches people on the basis of believing handshakes should be replaced with sniffing butts. πŸ‘

@old_angry_queer @dfyx @alice as a start I suggest that immediately after you shake hands with someone you sniff your hand and make an appropriate expression. this should help.

@lobsterofrevenge lmao, I already make an expression like they asked me to sniff their butt whenever someone tries to shake my hand. Like, do you know how gross that proposition is? Do you wash after you wipe?? I don't know!!

@old_angry_queer @dfyx