GayDeceiverSomewhere in Washington, D.C.:
"Why do I have the nuclear codes if I can't use them!"
Parade du Grotesque 💀Meanwhile, in the Pentagon:
- "Yes, Admiral, we gave him an impressive looking paper saying OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL NUCLEAR CODES, in gold letters, with all the codes replaced by '0000' or '1111'".
- "Oh thank God. Did he buy it?"
- "Yes, Admiral. Having it delivered by a good looking, busty young blonde woman in camo was a stroke of genius, Sir, if I may".
- "How about the others? Hegseth?"
- "Too busy looking at the blonde, Sir".