Fedor IndutnyMar 17

“Virtual File System” PR for Node.js comes with a disclaimer:

"Disclaimer: I've used a significant amount of Claude Code tokens to create this PR. I've reviewed all changes myself.”

LoC added: +18945

Thankfully it hasn't been merged yet. The changes are all over the place and this makes me uncomfortable about running Node.js long term.

https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/61478

Virtual File System for Node.js by mcollina · Pull Request #61478 · nodejs/node

A first-class virtual file system module (node:vfs) with a provider-based architecture that integrates with Node.js's fs module and module loader. Key Features Provider Architecture - Extensi...

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Show threadCap YbarraMar 18
@indutny jfc 19k lines. are there any real programmers working on this project if this is even considered. what fuckin ninny is ok merging 19k lines
Show threadFedor IndutnyMar 18
@cap_ybarra I know, right! Let's sign the petition to stop this https://github.com/indutny/no-slop-in-nodejs-core
Show threadCap YbarraMar 18
@indutny considering it. my name won't mean anything, i am no one important or illustrious, i retired my github after 19 years because i was tired of these slopmongers stealing from me and giving nothing, and it might puncture my pseudoanonymity
Show threadCap Ybarra
@indutny my name would have (Just Some Fuckin Guy, You Don't Know Him) after it
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