Mastodawn

In 2026 America, it's hard to know if a website called "aliens dot gov" would be about Disclosure™ or about rounding up immigrants

alien.gov -- where you are supposed to turn in your neighbor

aliens.gov -- the aliens visit but don't seem interested in staying

This is the Trump regime, where they do both things stupidly and hope it distracts from the Epstein files.

@laprice @jalefkowit dare we hope that registering this is the first manifestation of aliens from outer space (a la "The Kraken Wakes")?

@akamran @jalefkowit they dumped a bunch of documents earlier this year related to various UFO investigations the US has done.

@akamran @laprice It would be classic Trump 2.0 if the way the world the learned aliens were real was through a domain registration

@jalefkowit why not both? They're cutting corners everywhere else..

@jalefkowit I’m considering the over-under on the “¿Porque no los dos?” option.