st0rmyTrash3d ago
Sophie 🐈 🇨🇦
Gender is a spectrum, and that means we can run a genderwave through a fourier transform. In this paper we
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Show threadWoozle Hypertwin5d ago
@n3tcat I think you can also use it to determine the chemical composition of distant stars -- and also their relative velocities, by looking at the gender-shift.
Show threadEndlessMason5d ago
@woozle @n3tcat
Whoa, somehow that system is binary and non-binary, somebody get the president of science on the phone
Show threadAdvanced Persistent Teapot5d ago
@woozle @n3tcat we can also use it for proof there was a massive orgy at the beginning of the universe, commonly known as "The Big Bang"
Show threadRachel5d ago
@[email protected] what if we send the gender through two slits at the same time and study the interference pattern?
Show threadcomputer maus5d ago
@rachel @n3tcat i think the analogy works pretty well, if you consider the slits to be the binary genders and the screen behind the actual spectrum of genders
Show threadDIRT WIZARD4d ago
DIRT WIZARD LURKETH BY THE TRAIN STATION
Show threadJane5d ago
@n3tcat omg you have 2 days left to submit this to sigbovik https://sigbovik.org/
The Association for Computational Heresy

Show threadSimon Cozens5d ago
@janeadams @n3tcat Literally already done last year. L
Show threadjohn.brown_typeface5d ago
@n3tcat
light & sound, what else is there
Show threaddiz is 5d ago
@[email protected] ah yeah, a furry transfem
Show threadAmber 4d ago
@diz @[email protected] you called?
Show threaddiz is 4d ago
@puppygirlhornypost2

waff ​​

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Show threadDaveography 🇨🇦5d ago

@n3tcat

Furrier transform

Show threadEmma needs ☕️ and paying work5d ago
@n3tcat B.R.B. rotating random people through a gender field for laughs.
Show threadKat S5d ago
@emma OK but when does the spherical cow come into this?
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Show threadEmma needs ☕️ and paying work4d ago
@KatS @n3tcat you model the gender field as a spherical cow. This is a simplifying assumption but you get a whole class of furries as a side product.
Show threadchrysn5d ago
@n3tcat What do you mean, my gender keeps fluctuating and you can't keep track? It hasn't changed for years. Oh, you mean in the time domain ... well, if you insist on looking at it that way...
Show threadmeek cynics5d ago
@n3tcat, CfP for SIGBOVIK is still open.
Show threadalina cyborg mouse 5d ago
@n3tcat mouse would like to donate its genderwave
Show threadCinder4d ago
@[email protected] i love furry transfems- i mean fourier transforms ​​
Show threadAlex, the Hearth Fire4d ago
@n3tcat you have a genderwave album?
Show threadKorawich Kavee4d ago
@n3tcat but what if gender is not a wave but a particle.
Show threadArne Dehli Halvorsen4d ago
@n3tcat Can the same result, or coresult, or inverse, or coinverse, be obtained by means of the Fourier cisform?
Show thread🏳️‍⚧️PepperTheVixen🦯4d ago
@n3tcat ... furry transfem
Show threadMatthew Dockrey4d ago
@n3tcat And I just need to figure out my highest gender frequency to know how often I should be sampling it!
Show threadMaria “indigoviolet” Ivy4d ago
@n3tcat
Show threadBarnibu4d ago
@n3tcat oh yay, furrier transformations are my favorite
Show threadthree tigers in a trenchcoat4d ago

@n3tcat Conclusion:

Interference patterns indicate that the distinction of "top" and "bottom" proves insufficient.

We expanded our terminology by "down", "up", "charm", and "strange".

Show threadInanna🇵🇸  4d ago
@n3tcat so... gender spectroscopy when ?