And they call it "reproducible", despite the fact that NixOS users will never reprodu-
@julia hey! That was MY joke!
@julia they don't reproduce, they just proselytize
@julia that is the whole point, if you can't reproduce, reproduce...... (ouch, that one hurts still)
@julia I don't need to. mommy is the nix store. she reproduced me she can reproduce more
@julia can confirm I got pregnant the second I uninstalled it

Tactical  Installation

 New abortion strat just dropped

@julia

ironically compared to arch, gentoo, nixos, fedora users, despite the name, are probably the linux users who have the most sex

@mossfet doubtful
@julia actually im lying they're outpaced by ubuntu and linux mint users

@julia @mossfet I mean a lot of them are transbians, sooo

then again, there's always the law of the universe that transbians end up dating someone halfway across the world

@mossfet @julia Ah yes, Fedora. I'm a Fedora user. My mother keeps unwittingly pronouncing it as "Pedora" all the time (she doesn't speak English) πŸ’€
@julia this still requires more empirical testing.
@julia thank goodness, I have no intentions of creating children
@julia nah I bet nix users will make asexual reproduction possible in humans
@julia i keep trying but she still hasn't gotten pregnant no matter how much we frot :(
@julia installing nixos to disprove this(inventing girlmitosis)