“I drink alcohol and fuck men, but I’m not gay. Keep that pork away from me”.

This seems to be the most popular attitude among muslim men

The pork thing seems a lot more ingrained than the alcohol thing. Wonder if it has something to do with trichinosis.
Probably because, even if you want to eat meat, it’s easy go for alternatives. When it comes to alcohol, no easy alternative can be used.
There are plenty of alternatives to alcohol that can be used to get high. People just lack imagination.
Sugar, video games and no sleep combined
The Quran tells Muslims to avoid all intoxicants, not just alcohol.