Enjoy it while you can.

When fully agentic Windows 12 comes around and you tell it to download Linux (by speaking your request into a microphone; keyboards and mice are obsolete), it will just reply with, “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

… at least until you tell it that your grandmother is sick and Linux is the only cure, that is.

Nha, it won’t tell you that you can’t. It will tell you all the advantages of staying with Windows, and definitely also say you lose out on the cloud-based agent, saying how bad of an idea it is to switch!
But Linux comes with a web browser. Unlike Windows, where first you have to start Edge to download one.