I mothererfucking HATE motherfucking ai!!!!!

ai: do you want to {foo}?

Me: yes

ai repeats: do you want to {foo}?

Me: Yes!

ai again: do you want to {foo}?

Me: Yes Yes YES MORHERFUCKING YES!!!!!

ai: thank you for calling

click

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#FUCKai

ai: what is your card number?

Me, wondering if it thinks I'm going to SAY the number (I'm absolutely not) or enter the number because it doesn't indicate how it expects the number: *enters number*

Silence. No validation that it received anything.

ai: what is your card number? Please enter your card number one number at a time

ONE NUMBER AT A TIME??? How else can I enter the number on my phone?? It's not like a fucking piano. I'm not playing Beethoven FFS

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#FUCKai

Whatever happened to:

Press 1 for yes and 2 for no??

That ALWAYS worked!! I don't even have that option now!

What if I'm fucking Scottish in an elevator???

I'm so beyond pissed off. Then... AND THENNNNN...

I go thru this stupid painstakingly long process of repeating myself over & over & I finally get to the "submit" part

ai: would you like to submit {foo}?

This is it. This is the finish line.

Me, clear as possible: Yes.

ai: *starts over from the very beginning*

🤬🤬🤬

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#FUCKai

@juliewebgirl Were you on Ebay? Sounds like it! 😁

@amalia22

Oh god no. You can call ebay? 🤣 I've been so far removed from eBay since they forced PayPal, I don't even kno... it's just foreign to me.

This was T-Mobile, and for the most part over the last 12+ years, I've sung their praises. Not tonight (obviously lol)

@juliewebgirl Ebay will let your phone ring once I hear and then hang up. Up to you to call them back straightaway. All these big companies ate basically the same these days. AI, otherwise you are woke!

@juliewebgirl

If you swear at them
Do they divert you to a hooman?
(Or do they just hang up?)

@benh

From my experience, they are just like Amazon support and hang up if you swear at them.

@benh

Tonight, I swore at it and it hung up. Politely, but there was no option to stop it.

At one point, I confused it and it sent me to a human, though it was after hours so there was no human. Something I would expect it to know.