Righto Dr Enys, methinks it’s high time to get Caroline’s corset and bloomers off. I’ll be joinin’ Mr #Poldark at the keyhole presently, and when I do we shall both expect to see you up and down on the good lady like Trump on a toddler.

Seriously though. Season three and I’ve seen more tit on a solar battery engineer’s masto-feed than in any Enys/Penvenen scenes. Let’s GO!